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North Dakota Found To Be Harboring Nuclear Missiles
The Onion - 02/05/2003
BISMARCK, ND—The stage was set for another international showdown Monday, when chief U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix confirmed that the remote, isolationist state of North Dakota is in possession of a large stockpile of nuclear missiles. "Satellite photos confirm that the North Dakotans have been quietly harboring an extensive nuclear-weapons program," said Blix, presenting his findings in a speech to the U.N. Security Council. "Alarmingly, this barely developed hinterland possesses the world's most technologically advanced weapons of mass destruction, capable of reaching targets all over the world." After initially offering no comment on the report, North Dakota officials admitted to having a stockpile of 1,710 warheads at two military sites and confirmed that the state has been home to an active nuclear-weapons-development program for decades. Blix called the revelation a "terrifying prospect for the world at large." Within hours of the announcement, U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan urged North Dakota to abandon its program. "This is clearly an excessive number of weapons for a place like North Dakota to possess," Annan said. "In this post-Cold War environment, we should be moving away from nuclear proliferation among developing states."
****But WE don't support terrorists!!!! We don't provide countries with biologicals and then invade them for having them!!!!! We are not the terrorists!!!!! But you WILL do as we want you to do...Arrogant sods, that's what this nations leaders have become - and America's reputation is suffering everyday for it.****
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