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The Republican Pledge of Allegiance

Things that I love about this wonderful country of ours.......

I love our President, George W. Bush.
I love the fact that he has the power to do just about anything he wants to do.
I love the fact that our government is getting stronger and stronger each day.
I love the fact that our government has so much control over it's people.
I love living in a country that strives towards and is destined to rule the world.
I love the fact that we have an abundance of gasoline and that it's cheaper here than most other countries in the world.
I love the fact that most of us here in the U.S. have an abundance of almost everything we need or want.
I love the fact that our leaders are all rich and affiliated with the oil industry.
I love war with a passion.
I love greed with the same passion.
I love the fact that our government has the right to kill innocent people.
I love nuclear bombs and the devastating power they wield.
I love religions that proliferate war and killing.
I could go on and on. There are so many things I love about my country.
I really do love it; there's nothing better !

If you are a true Republican, please pass this on.

Anonymous

[Editor's note: In case it isn't obvious, the above piece is satire . . . and the title was added by us.]

posted by Lorenzo 5:44 AM